WELLLL, LET ME SEE WHERE I WOULD EVEN BEGIN WITH THE FUCKING DRAMA I HAVE GONE THROUGHT THIS WEEKEND. MY SISTER CAME UP WITH OUR FRIEND MONIQUE, WHO IS THE GAL WE NEEDED TO HAVE AN INTERVENTION WITH. THEY ARRIVED FRIDAY NIGHT, WE LEFT THE NEXT MORNING TO GO TO SPOKANE. WE GET TO SPOKANE, GO TO MY SIS' FRIENDS SOCCER GAME, WE WENT TO THE MALL IN THE VALLEY, WENT TO PICK UP MY BEST FRIEND,WENT TO GO SHOPPING AT ROSS, DROVE BACK DOWNTOWN TO CHECK INTO OUR HOTEL AT THE RIDPATH, WE LEFT TO GO UP NORTH TO THE BAR CALLED THE SWINGING DOORS, HAD SOME DRINKS, WE WAITED FOR ANOTHER ACQUAINTANCE BY THE NAME OF LAURA. WE ALL LEFT TO GO BACK TO THE HOTEL TO GET READY TO GO OUT. WE WENT TO ATTEMPT TO SEE THE HALLOWEEN DRAG/GAY BAR, BUT IT WAS STANDING ROOM ONLY AND CROWDED. SO LEGS TOOK IS DOWN TO THE PUB CLUB. WE HAD FUN, I NORMALLY NEVER DANCE, BUT I MUST'VE FELT NO PAIN. I NEVER DRINK MORE THAN 3 DRINKS WHEN I'M OUT SINCE I'M USUALLY THE DRIVER.

I HAD 2 DRINKS AT THE SWINGING DOORS, 3 MIXED DRINKS AT THE CLUB, AND 1 POTENT SHOT IN A HUGE GLASS. YUP, THE GIRLS HAD ME DANCING. OMG! THEN IT WAS OVER ABOUT 1:30AM, WITHOUT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS ABOUT TO START AT 2AM. WE WALKED BACK TO THE HOTEL. WE STOOD OUTSIDE (ME AND MY SIS)TALKED WITH THE VALET PARKING DUDE, THEN MY SISTER WAS MOLESTING PEOPLE IN COSTUME WHO WERE DRESSED SEXY AS THEY WALKED BY! WE MET A GUY NAMED JOE WHO WAS AT OUR HOTEL, WITH HIS TWO OTHER BUDDIES, THEY WERE IN TOWN PERFORMING WITH "THE LION KING" PRODUCTION. MY SIS, ASKED IF HE WOULD DO A TRICK OR DANCE MOVE, HE SAID YES IF SHE'D DO ONE. SHE SHOWED HIM HER TITS, HE DID A STANDING BACKFLIP AND BALLET MOVES! HAHA.

WELL IN OUR DRUNKEN STUPOR, WE DECIDED TO BRING JOE BACK TO OUR HOTEL ROOM TO MEET MONIQUE, MINDY, AND LAURA. WELL HIM AND MY SISTER MARGO WERE TOTALLY FLIRTING. HE WENT INTO THE BATHROOM TO TAKE A PISS, AND SHE TOOK A PICTURE OF HIS DICK W/HER CAMERA PHONE.OMG! THAT WOULD BE MY SISTER, "THE BIG FAN OF PENIS." WE WERE ALL GOOD GIRLS AND DIDN'T MOLEST THIS GUY. MY SIS, WAS SO GOOD SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING W/HIM. SHE HAS A NEW MAN IN HER LIFE NAMED SPENCER. I'M PROUD OF HER TO GIVE UP THAT TEMPTATION.

OUR NICKNAME FOR JOE, AND INSIDE JOKE IS "GIRAFFE" SINCE HE IS WITH THE LION KING PRODUCTION, AND IS THE GIRAFFE CHARACTER ON STILTS. HAHA.

WELL NOW TO THE DRAMA, ON THE WAY HOME, WE SOMEHOW GOT INTO THE DREADED DISCUSSION OF "LIFE-SUCKERS" I THINK IT STARTED OUT POSSIBLY BY MONIQUE ASKING ME A QUESTION. I'M NOT SURE. BUT ANYHOW, ABOUT 20 MILES FROM HOME, I JUST RIPPED INTO MONIQUE ABOUT HOW SHITTY HER LIFE IS, AND HOW SICK AND TIRED I WAS ABOUT HEARING IT ALL THE TIME IN A RECYCLED NOTION. ALL SHE EVER DOES IS COMPLAIN. I TOLD HER TO SHUT HER MOUTH, AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. MY WHOLE POINT WAS THAT SHE HAS CHOICES IN HER LIFE, SHE CHOOSES TO DO NOTHING ABOUT IT TO CHANGE. GOOD FUCKING GRIEF CHARLIE BROWN!!!! GRRRRR! SO RIGHT AS WE ROLL INTO TOWN IT REALLY EXPLODED. SHE KEEPS MAKING ALL THESE EXCUSES OF WHY SHE DOESN'T WANT TO WORK IN RETAIL, FOOD, AND THEN WE TELL HER TO WORK FOR A VET'S OFFICE, SHE SAYS SHE'S ALREADY BEEN TO ALL OF THEM TO APPLY FOR A POSITION. YEAH RIGHT. LAZY ASS! SHE DOESN'T WANT A JOB. I KNOW MOTHERS WANT TO BE AT HOME W/KIDS, BUT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BE THE RESPONSIBLE ADULT AND BREAK DOWN AND WORK A JOB YOU DON'T WANT OR LIKE TO PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE FOR YOU AND YOUR 2 KIDS! AT LEAST WORK AT WALMART OR TARGET UNTIL SOMETHING ELSE COMES ALONG! DUH! SHE MADE THE COMMENT THAT SHE WORKED AT G.WILLICKER'S FOR A COUPLE YEARS & HATED IT TO MAKE IT ENDS MEET. WELL, THAT WAS WHEN SHE ONLY HAD 1 KID TO SUPPORT. NOW SHE HAS 2. I TOLD HER UNTIL THAT LAST CHILD IS 18 & CAN MOVE OUT, IT'S NOT ABOUT WHAT SHE WANTS AND TO BE SO PICKY, IT'S ABOUT TAKING CARE OF THOSE KIDS. I RACED HOME AS FAST AS I COULD AND TOLD HER IN THE CAR THAT I HOPE SHE HAS A NICE FUCKED UP LIFE, BUT I COULDN'T BE HER FRIEND IF SHE HAS A NEGATIVE ATTITUDE ABOUT EVERYTHING. I KNOW WHAT I WANT OUT OF MY LIFE, AND WHO I WANT IN IT. CHOICES!!!!

I TOLD MONIQUE I WOULD PAY FOR HER TO PUT HER ASS ON A FUCKING GREYHOUND BUS AND GET OUT OF MY LIFE. MY SISTER WASN'T FEELING TOO GOOD, AND DIDN'T WANT TO DRIVE BACK TO OREGON THAT NIGHT. THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT HOME THAT SUNDAY NIGHT. WELL, TOUGH SHIT. THINGS HAPPEN. WE'RE ALL CRYING EMOTIONAL SACKS OF GRIEF. I TOLD HER TO STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW HER MOM CONTROLS HER LIFE, ETC, ETC, ETC. I TOLD HER TO TELL THAT BITCH TO FUCK OFF. SHE DOESN'T LIVE YOUR LIFE AND IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY AND STICK UP FOR YOURSELF, THEN LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE AND LIVE YOUR LIFE WITHOUT YOUR MOM. HOLY SHIT. IF YOU'RE ALMOST 26 YRS OLD AND STILL ACTING LIKE YOU LIVE W/YOUR MOM AND COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING, THEN MORE POWER TO YA IF YOU LIKE THAT SORT OF LIFE! WHATEVER!

I DID TELL IT TO HER FACE, AND I GOT UP IN HER FACE ABOUT AN INCH AWAY SCREAMING AT HER! I TOLD HER THAT SHE IS SO STUPID THAT SHE LETS SOME GUY SHE BARELY KNOWS USE HER FOR SLIP-N-SLIDE TO GET HIS DICK WET. SHE TRIES TO PRETEND THAT SHE'S COOL W/IT. IF THEY WERE TO BREAK UP SHE'D BE DEVASTATED. THAT'S WHAT MONIQUE IS: A "PRETENDER." I TOLD HER ALSO THAT I CAN'T STAND THE FACT THAT SHE WAS SO QUICK TO TELL EVERYONE THAT HER BOYFRIEND CAN'T STAND/ OR HANDLE HER AUTISTIC SON. UMMM.....HELLO MCFLY! BIG RED FLAG. SHE'S JUST IGNORING THAT WARNING FLAG 'CUZ THIS IS THE 1ST GUY OTHER THAN THE BABY DADDY THAT HAS SHOWN INTEREST IN HER, AND SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE ALONE. WHO DOES, BUT DAMN! HOW DUMB AND BLIND DO YOU HAVE TO BE? WHAT IF?????? WHAT IF THIS GUY DID SOMETHING CUZ HE SNAPPED? WHO'S FAULT? DUH. I TOLD HER IT'S BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE HER THAT I DESPISE BECAUSE THEY GET TO HAVE A DYSFUNCTIONAL RELATIONSHIP THAT IS UNHEALTHY TO CHILDREN AND HERSELF, THAT PEOPLE LIKE ME CAN'T HAVE CUSTODY OF HER CHILD! THEN SHE GOES ON TO TRY TO "PROTECT" HERSELF W/AMMO BY SAYING THAT I WAS THE REASON MY DAUGHTER WAS TAKEN, ETC. AND THAT SHE THINKS I HAD EVERYTHING TO DO W/IT AND PROBABLY LIED ABOUT THE REAL TRUTH. BITCH... YOU DON'T EVEN GO THERE. WHY WOULD I HAVE TO LIE ABOUT MY LIFE? TO PRETEND THAT I AM PERFECT? YEAH RIGHT. SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO PUT SOMETHING OUT THERE THAT SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE. I TOLD HER SHE IS SELFISH AND STUPID FOR DOING THIS TO HERSELF AND HER KIDS. I WANTED TO SHAKE HER UNCONTROLLABLY! GRRR. STUPID PEOPLE! I'M NOT PERFECT, BUT DAMN! I TOLD HER THAT I HAVE EVERY RIGHT IN THE FRIENDSHIP TO BE HONEST AND TELL HER I'M SICK OF HER SHIT. IF SHE DIDN'T LIKE WHAT I WAS DOING OR SAYING, SHE SHOULD'VE HAD THE GUTS TO SPEAK UP AND BE OPEN AND HONEST. NOTHING WRONG W/IT. IT'S CALLED RESPECT. I WAS SICK OF HEARING ABOUT HOW SHITTY LIFE IS TO HER. NOTHING REALLY EVER HURT SOMEBODY TO GET OUT THERE AND WORK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. SHE KEPT BEING A HUGE STICK IN THE MUD ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY SHE DIDN'T HAVE. MY SIS AND I PUT ASIDE SOME MONEY FOR HER TO COME UP AND HAVE SOME FUN.THEN SHE'D BE ALL LIKE "YOU BOTH HAVE GOOD RELATIONSHIPS, YOU BOTH HAVE NICE CARS, AND HOW I BOUGHT MY HOUSE AND HAVE A PERFECT MARRIAGE, ETC. I TOLD HER IT WASN'T EASY. I DON'T HAVE A SILVER SPOON IN MY MOUTH. I WORKED TO "EARN" THESE MATERIAL THINGS. I HAD TO APPLY MYSELF. SAME THING W/MY SISTER. IT DOESN'T HAPPEN OVERNIGHT! WELL, I KNOW IT'S TOO LATE TO SAY LONG STORY SHORT, BUT SHE ENDED HAVING TO CALL HER MOM TELLING HER SHE CAN EITHER BE HOME BY 10:30AM MONDAY BY GREYHOUND OR BY SPENDING ONE MORE NIGHT WITH US AND RIDING BACK TO OREGON W/MY SISTER. SO IT ENDED UP BEING THAT THINGS WERE KINDA MELLOW, WE WENT TO WALMART, GOT SOME BEN & JERRY'S ICE CREAM, STARTED WATCHING A MOVIE, AND WENT TO BED. THEY GOT UP ABOUT 5AM I GO TUP TOO TO SAY GOODBYE.

I DON'T KNOW HOW THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN ALL OF US WITH MONIQUE WILL BE, BUT I WAS WELL PREPARED TO TOTALLY CUT HER OUT OF MY LIFE.

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