CALIFORNIA. I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE I MOVED HERE. EVERYTHING IS SO DIFFERENT. THE PEOPLE, THE LIFESTYLES, SOCIAL GROUPS AND GATHERINGS, STORES, LIFE, AND JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE.
PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING STUPID! AND I DON'T KNOW WHY! FOR THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE HERE IN THE BAY AREA, WHO ARE MOSTLY EDUCATED PEOPLE, THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY DUMB. JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN BUY A CAR, DOESN'T MEAN YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE. JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY WITH A VISA, GREENCARD, OR PASSPORT, DOESN'T MEAN YOU OWN THE ROAD. PEOPLE NEVER THINK TO LEAVE 5-10 MINUTES EARLIER FOR THEIR TRAFFIC DELAYS. THE POPULATION HERE IS OVER 1 MILLION, GO FIGURE! EVERYBODY HAS A PLACE THEY NEED TO GO OR PLACES TO BE, NOT JUST "YOU." WOW! WHAT A CONCEPT, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO IS IMPORTANT. HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU READERS IN THE BAY AREA WHO MAY BE READING THIS! I'M NOT SORRY FOR WRITING THIS ABOUT YOU!WE SHARE THE SAME STATISTICS! PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS IN A HURRY. WHY? BECAUSE OF "LIFE?" I'M SORRY, POOR EXCUSE. WE CONTROL OUR LIVES. FOR THE PEOPLE WHO SAY "I HAVE KIDS" WELL, THE FACTOR OF BEING A PARENT IS YOU CONTROL YOUR KIDS. YOU ARE THEIR GOD! YOU TELL THEM WHEN TO EAT, SHIT, SLEEP, PLAY, BE NICE, DON'T DO THIS OR THAT, ETC. THEN AGAIN YOU'RE TRYING TO "BLAME" YOUR KID ON YOUR TIME MANAGEMENT, HOW MEAN ARE YOU? GET FUCKING REAL. I LOVE THE PART WHEN PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE INVINCIBLE. HA HA HA! WE'RE ALL EXPENDABLE! I ALSO LOVE IT WHEN IT RAINS! REDUCE, RE-USE, AND RECYCLE THE LIFE OF A HUMAN. WHEN SOMEONE DIES, ANOTHER IS BORN. I JUST HOPE THEY'RE NOT AS DUMB AS THE PERSON THAT THOUGHT THEY WERE INVINCIBLE! WHEN IT RAINS, YOU DON'T GO AS FAST AS YOU CAN AS TO WHEN IT IS DRY! DUH! OH YEAH, I ALSO LIKE THE DARWIN MINDED IDIOTS WHO PUT THEIR CAR ON CRUISE CONTROL WHEN IT RAINS. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER. CALIFORNIA DRIVERS ARE VERY SELFISH. THEY ONLY HAVE ENOUGH BRAINPOWER TO CARE ABOUT THEMSELVES. I'M SURE THEIR MOTHERS WOULD BE PROUD! AFTER ALL THE MOM LECTURES ABOUT BEING A GOOD PERSSON, DON'T BE SELFISH, HAVE COMMON SENSE AND TO PLAY NICE WITH OTHERS. IN ONE EAR AND OUT THE OTHER. CALIFORNIANS SHOULDN'T BREED. THEY ARE MAINLY A BUNCH OF PHONIES ANYWAY. GIRLS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEIR TRUE HAIRCOLOR IS, THEY HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE FROM BLEACHING, AND HIGHLIGHTING, FAKE AND BAKE TANNING, BREAST IMPLANTS, BOTOX,AND FOR MOST, THEY ARE TRULY MISSING SOME VERY GOOD FOOD! I CAN'T GET PAST THE SMART IDEA THAT WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS RED, PEOPLE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. OH YEAH THEN WHEN THEY HAVE A COLLISION, THEY BLAME IT ON THE PERSON TAKING OFF ON THE GREEN LIGHT! OH WAIT! I KNOW...YELLOW + RED= PINK! KEEP ON GOING! ONE LESS CAR TO BE IN MY WAY. WHAT'S THE POINT OF BLINKERS? TO LET YOU KNOW IN ADVANCE THAT IS WHERE WE ARE GOING. SO DON'T ACT FUCKING SUPRISED WHEN WE DO! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SPEED UP WHEN YOU SEE SOMEONE'S BLINKER! THERE IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE SOMEONE IN FRONT OF YOU WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. TRUTH HURTS. GEE, WHAT ELSE CAN I BITCH ABOUT?!!! HMMMM.....CELL PHONES! WHAT ELSE CAN WE DISTRACT OURSELVES FROM THE ROAD TO NOT PAY CLOSE ENOUGH ATTENTION TO INNOCENT PEOPLE AROUND US BEING SUBJECTED TO YOUR STUPIDITY? OH YES, I KNOW YOU MUST THINK THAT I'M WRONG... SUBJECTED TO YOUR "IMPORTANCE." THERE, IS THAT BETTER? WHATEVER HAPPENED WHEN CELL PHONES WERE NEEDED IN CASE OF EMERGENCIES? I THINK THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE SURE LIKE THE "STATUS" WHEN OTHERS SEE THEM TALKING ON A CELL PHONE. "I AM SO IMPORTANT, PEOPLE HAVE TO GET AHOLD OF ME" I ALSO LOVE IT WHEN WE ARE MINDING OUR OWN BUSINESS, DRIVING ON THE FREEWAY WITH RESPECT, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, HERE COMES A FUCKING MINIVAN PACKED WITH KIDS, GOING ABOUT 80-90MPH. THAT IS SUCH A HAZARD WAITING TO HAPPEN. I KNOW YOU'LL HATE ME FOR THIS BUT: I HOPE YOU DRIVE JUST AS FAST IN YOUR SAFE MINIVAN BECAUSE YOU ARE IN SUCH A HURRY AND NOBODY ELSE ON THE ROAD MATTERS BUT YOU FEEL COMPELLED TO DRIVE AS FAST AND WEAVE LANES. YOU'LL BE ASKING WHOEVER YOUR "GOD" IS TO SAVE YOU AND YOUR KIDS FROM YOUR BOUT OF STUPIDITY FOR GOING SO FAST, I HOPE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY DIES FROM YOUR MISTAKE. THE KIDS WILL HAVE PROBABLY LEARNED HOW TO DRIVE FROM YOU ANYWAYS, THEY DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE. FUCK YOU AND YOUR KIDS, ROT, ROT, ROT. WHEN YOUR MANGLED CAR IS IN THE DITCH WITH BLOOD EVERYWHERE, DANGLING BEFORE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU HEAR MY LAUGHTER AS I DRIVE BY SLOWLY SAYING THAT WAS THE DAMNED FOOL WHO WAS DRIVING SO FAST TO GET WHERE HE WAS WANTING TO GO. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I SURE HOPE THAT IS THE LAST THING YOU HEAR, I WON'T EVEN BOTHER TO ASK FOR A CELL PHONE TO GET YOU HELP! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? THINK TWICE BEFORE ZOOMING AROUND EVERYONE IN A MINIVAN WITH A CARLOAD OF YOUR KIDS. BET YOU WERE IN A HURRY TO DIE! GO TO HELL AND TAKE YOUR KIDS WITH YOU, THEIR BLOOD IS IN YOUR HANDS! THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMMM. DON'T YA JUST LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE WHO FUCK UP THEIR CAR LOOK AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE STUPID WHEN IT WAS THEIR FAULT? DARWIN AWARDS! STUPIDITY SHOULD BE PAINFUL! I'M NOT PERFECT BUT DAMN, I'M NOT THAT STUPID. ALTHOUGH SINCE I HAVE MOVED TO CALIFORNIA, I FEEL THE ROAD RAGE COMING ABOUT! I WILL BE THAT PERSON THAT WILL FUCK UP YOUR DAY! WATCH ME! BEWARE.