WELL MY WEEKEND IN SPOKANE WAS CUT WAY SHORT ON A COUNT OF MY GRAMMA BEING AN OLD WRINKLED C-U-N-T! YUP, I SAID IT. SHE WAS BEING A BITCH. WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO UP THERE TO GO SHOPPING AND HANG OUT WITH HER, SPEND THE NIGHT AND SUCH. WELL........ LET ME TELL YA A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME.........
WE GOT TO SPOKANE AT 11AM, THEN WE WENT UP NORTH TO GO SEE CHARLIE (HER SENIOR COMPANION, AKA WOULD'VE BEEN HUBBY #10) AND WE SAT THERE LOOKING AT HIS DYING BODY WHILE MY GRAMMA TRIES TO FORCE FEED HIM WHILE HE ALREADY HAD FOOD IN HIS MOUTH.
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THEN AFTER TWO HOURS OF THAT, WE WENT TO TACO TIME AND HAD LUNCH. THEN FROM THERE WE WENT BACK TO HER HOUSE TO DROP OF MY HUBBY WHO'D BE WAITING FOR GRAMMA'S FRIEND TO ARRIVE SO HUBBY COULD HELP HIM WITH HIS TAXES FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME.(IF I HAVE TIME AND ENERGY I'LL GO INTO IT LATER.) SO HER AND I GO 4 BLOCKS UP TO NORTHTOWN MALL. OUR FIRST STOP IS JCPENNEY'S AND WE'RE THERE FOR LIKE AN HOUR I GUESS. I'M WHEELING HER AROUND IN A WHEELCHAIR. SO I TAKE OUR SHOPPING BAGS TO HER CAR. I COME BACK IN AND I TELL HER WE'LL TAKE OUR TIME AND HAVE FUN SHOPPING. SO WE CRUISE THE FIRST FLOOR OF THE MALL SO I CAN SEE ALL THE CHANGES SINCE I HAD WORKED THERE FOR YEARS. BY THE TIME WE GET TO BARNES AND NOBLE, I TELL HER I'D LIKE TO GO INTO NORDSTROM RACK. WE DO SPEND ABOUT 5 MINUTES IN THERE, AND BY THE TIME WE GET AROUND TO THE SHOE DEPT, IT WAS KINDA TRASHED, BUT NO BIGGIE. THEY HAD MOVED SOME OF THE ITEMS AROUND THAT I WAS LOOKING FOR, SO I TURNED US AROUND TO GO BACK AND LOOK. WHEN I DO, I WHEELED HER AROUND A HANDBAG IN THE AISLE. WE GET ABOUT 20 FEET FROM IT AND SHE TELLS ME TO GO BACK AND PICK UP ALL THAT STUFF AND PUT AWAY ETC. UM...EXCUSE ME?! WHAT THE FUCK? I TELL HER NO, I DON'T WORK FOR NORDY'S AND I'M NOT GOING BACK SINCE I HAVE PEOPLE WALKING BEHIND US. SO WE GET A LITTLE FURTHER AND SHE PUTS THE BRAKE ON THE WHEELCHAIR! I TELL HER TO STOP THIS NONSENSE AND LET'S CONTINUE OUR DAY. SHE MAKES A SCENE AND SAYS THAT SHE'LL GO BACK AND PICK UP THAT STUFF. I TOLD HER TO SIT DOWN AND STOP AND CHILL OUT. WE KEPT FIGHTING, AND SHE WANTED TO GET OUT OF THE CHAIR, SO I TOLD HER WHAT THE FUCK WAS I DOING PUSHING HER ASS AROUND IN A CHAIR IF SHE IS SO ABLE BODIED TO GO PICK UP AFTER PEOPLE! I TOLD HER I DIDN'T COME UP 150 MILES TO PICK UP AFTER PEOPLE AND NOT GET PAID FOR IT. SO THEN I TELL HER FIRMLY TO SIT HER ASS BACK DOWN IN THE CHAIR AND BEHAVE. SO SHE'S MORE PERSISTENT TO GET UP, SO I TELL HER FINE... I DON'T NEED THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT HASSLE, AND SHE CAN WHEEL HER OWN ASS THRU THE MALL, BACK TO HER CAR. I LEFT THAT OLD BITCH BY HERSELF TO MAKE IT HER OWN WAY.
A FEW MOMENTS GO BY AS I AM IN FRONT OF B&N, I CALL DON TO TELL HIM TO COME GET ME, HE TELLS ME HE DIDN'T BRING HIS SET OF KEYS. I SAID FINE, HE HAS TO CUT HIS MEETING SHORT BECAUSE WE'RE LEAVING, AND I'LL WALK THERE IN 5 MINUTES. GRAMMA FINALLY MANAGES TO WHEEL HER ASS RIGHT BY ME, CUZ I SAW HER REFLECTION IN THE GLASS OF ANOTHER STORE, AND I WENT UP THE ESCALATOR, AND KINDA FOLLOWED HER UNTIL SHE GOT CLOSE ENOUGH TO PENNEYS. I THEN WALKED OUT OF SEARS, CROSS THE STREET, AND WALKED 4 BLOCKS TO HER HOUSE. I GOT THERE WAY BEFORE SHE DID. I TOLD DON'S CLIENT THAT HE HAS CUT IT SHORT. THEN GRAMMA DRIVES UP THE DRIVEWAY TO THE GARAGE. I WENT OUT TO MY CAR AND MY HUBBY SAID HE WANTED TO SAY BYE TO HER. THAT'S FINE, THAT'S HIS PEROGATIVE, NOT MINE, AND WE LEFT. SHE CAN SIT BY HER LONESOME SELF AND POUT. I LOVE HER BUT DAMN! DON'T BE SO DAMN BOSSY! I KNOW WE HAVE MANY CHARACTERISTIC TRAITS THAT ARE SIMILAR. WE'RE BOTH FUCKING STUBBORN AND WILL PROBABLY BE MAD AT EACH OTHER FOR A WHILE. I FIGURE SHE'LL CALL ME WHEN SHE'S DONE WITH HER FIT. I HAVE NO DESIRE TO CALL HER FOR I KNOW SHE'LL THINK THAT I HAVE TO COWER TO HER. WHATEVER!
WE CAME BACK HOME, WELL WE HAD A FLAT TIRE ABOUT 20 MILES OUT OF SPOKANE. THEN WE CAME HOME. WE ORDERED DOMINOS AND THAT WAS A NIGHTMARE! GRRR.
SUNDAY, WE WENT TO THE OUTLET MALL SINCE THERE WAS A BOOKSTORE THAT IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS. THEY WERE SELLING THEIR HARDBACKS FOR $4 AND PAPERBACKS FOR $2. WE WALKED OUT OF THERE WITH 20 BOOKS FOR LESS THAN $50! THEN OUR NEXT STOP WAS TO THE MATTRESS FURNITURE STORE. WE HAD TO BUY A NEW BED FRAME. MY HUBBY FLOPS TO ROLL OVER IN HIS SLEEP LIKE A WALRUS! I WISH I COULD SAY IT WAS FROM SOME SERIOUS SEX! HAHA. WHEW, I MADE MYSELF LAUGH! THEN WE WENT TO DENNY'S FOR DINNER. THEN ON TO GO VISIT OUR FORMER ELDERLY NEIGHBOR, KAY, AND HER SON. FINALLY WE WENT TO WALMART TO DO SOME SHOPPING.
I GOT SO SICK FROM HAVING BUFFALO WINGS AND LIKE A BREAKFAST PLATTER FROM DENNY'S. I HAD TO CALL SOME DINOSAURS! @#^@#%*#%^* I FELT SO MUCH BETTER AFTER THROWING UP! YESTERDAY WAS BEAUTIFUL. IT'S BEEN RAINING LIKE CRAZY.
WELL, I HAD TO WORK TODAY FROM HAVING TWO DAYS OFF. I STAYED BUSY WITH PROJECTS ALL DAY. I HAVE TO CLOSE AGAIN TOMORROW. OH WELL, IT'S NICE TO KNOW THAT I DON'T HAVE TO WORK WITH "EVIL." WOOHOO. ANYHOW, I HAVE BEEN CHECKING UP ON MY STATS ON MY DIARY. THERE IS A READER THAT READS MY DIARY FROM SPOKANE. HMMM, I THINK THEY SHOULD LEAVE ME A COMMENT. I HAVE THEIR IP ADDRESS. I'LL PROBABLY LOOK THEM UP. HEEHEE. WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD SEE WHAT'S ON SALE ON EBAY. TOODLES!
P.S. HEY SIS~ I FINISHED THE SECOND BOOK! I LIKED IT.